What I Ain’t Got

Oh no, I ain't got a job
I ain't got a car
I ain't got a dime to my name
I ain't got a girl
I ain't got a home
And i need to shave my ears

I ain't got a job
I ain't got a car
I ain't got a dime to my name
I ain't got a girl
I ain't got a home
And i need to shave my ears

Do you have a job?
Do you have a car?
Do you have a dime to your name?
(No, I ain't got em!)
Do you have a girl?
Do you have a home?
Do you need to shave your ears?
(I certainly do!)

Ain't got a job
I ain't got a car
I ain't got a dime to my name
I ain't got a girl
I ain't got a home
And i need to shave my e-e-e-e-e-e-ears

(Ew, you certainly do, look at all that hair!)

(In your ears.)