Who Is J Pee

[Chorus]
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s me
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s me~
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s me
Who is J Pee?
That’s me bitch
(Let’s do this)

[Verse 1]
Hello there world
My name is J-P-E-E
I did not create this name
This name found me
See
When I was me
But a lot younger
In elementary
Classmates would scream
“Hey pee pee”
At me
'Cuz kids are funny assholes
See?
Not me nah
I was an angel
Too polite to give facials
In a state where pussies are sacred for marriage
But it’s okay to have anal
Flow my dick in slowly
Don’t cough or sneeze
Jesus be like a T-rex
Can’t see my peen if it’s not moving
Hit you with the BYU
So holy (Hey man!)
But Megan felt guilty
Told the Bishop everything
Parents told her not to see me
“He a black sheep he won’t be allowed into heaven with me”
(no, no, no!)
Megan listened
But that’s okay
'Cuz Megan peaked a wee bit early
Now her and her balding husband are still living in Utah with nine kids
#winning

[Verse 2]
I was beginning
To see how oppressed I was
Started to not line up with voice when I used my lungs
Speak words I didn’t mean
Bury your feelings keep the mask up
(What’d you do?)
So I kidnapped five wives
Traded them in
For a Greyhound bus
Woke up for a purpose
For what must be done
PC culture makes me want to drink my cum
Slap peeps in the face with my dick one by one
Beat the mask off
‘Till you really see someone
That’s called a mushroom stamp of truth
I’d like to give you one
Aaawhk!

[Pre-Chorus]
J Pee
The artist to be
Found out I needed the art a lot more
Than the art needed me
Found out I needed to start digging
For some fricking honesty
Otherwise this guy was gonna snap
And lose his sanity
That’s me

[Chorus]
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s me
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s meee~
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s me
Who is J Pee?
That’s me hoe
Let’s gooo

[Verse 3]
Want more?
“Yeah”
I’m a vulnerable guy
I cry like once a day
And I love it
Would you like to know why?
“'Cuz you’re a gay faggot?”
That feeling of gratitude is the goddamn best
Breathe into that gift of a muscle pounding in your chest
And feel empathy
The world’s great test
Keep your heart open through hatred and death
Through the hard knocks the world is throwing at it
Right and left
Yes
But it takes your effort focus and mad reps
“That means I have to practice at it?”
Correct
Absolutely correct
Hard is hard and the older we get
That is the promise I make to you
Whatever artistic shit I do
Whether it’s about feminism or peein’ on dudes
My heart is in there
Mmh
It’s deep up inside that shit
And whether you like it
Or you don’t
I'ma share that bitch
That’s me

[Chorus]
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s me
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s meee~
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s me
Who is J Pee?
That’s me dad
Dad!

[Verse 4]
“I wish rap hadn’t become so masturbatory”
You masturbate everyday
But I understand If the same hand is starting to chafe the shaft
If you want something different I’ll put my dick in your ass
Would you like that?
“Uhh”
Give it a shot I bet you like that
You want something different?
I’ll give it to you bitch
Don’t fight back
“OUGH”
I get that you’re frustrated
'Cuz I’m mainstream
Feelin’ outdated
And It making you feel real disconnected
When you’re ready you’ll be
Like just accept it
But you don’t got bitches
Or doing drugs
And you don’t want guns
You just want a hug
In a week you’re hard
But is that enough?
When you was in freakin’
[?] at the club

[Verse 5]
I know that type of music
Ain’t going nowhere soon
Everyone needs
Mindless shit to work out to
Even me
But if I can contribute just a smidge
To the shit you’re listenin’ to
Give you somethin’ different
In your playlist
When your friend says
“Who the fuck is this guy”
You reply
“He insane fool
With a twisted, absurd, and comical point of view
Never heard anyone rap about this shit
Like this bitch, have you?”
And he like nah
And you like
“Damn right nah
I’ll break it down for you
He takes you down a rabbit hole
Subconscious juices flowing in his mind
The shit that you and I
Think about but hide
Not as nice as this guy
He’s wrestling monsters in his closet
Fuckin’ their faces like convicts
Tamin’ their asses
Bringin’ ‘em out
And call ‘em safely
So we can see ‘em all
So that we can be more comfortable
With the dark and gruesome
Ugly thoughts we’d got judged
For thinkin’ it’s cool
If we don’t judge
You feel me?
'Cuz he feelin’ it too
Isn’t that so cool?”
And he like
“Damn that’s the truth, what’s his name dude?”
And you say
What do you say?

[Pre-Chorus]
“This is J Pee
This is he
J-P-E-E
Writes songs that confuse you sexually
This is J Pee
This is he
J-P-E-E
Don’t fuck goats but jokes ‘bout bestiality”

[Chorus]
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s me
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s me~
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s me
Who is J Pee?
That’s me

[Outro]
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s me (that’s me)
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s me~ (woo)
Who is J Pee?
Who is Pee?
That’s me (still me)
Who is J Pee?
I learned how to play all these instruments
Goddamn
A one man orchestra
Fuck you Hans Zimmer