Watched Pot

A watched pot never boils huh?
Suck my dick
Replace the m of idiom with a t
And you get idiot
And that is who the fuck those bitches are
Who spit that shit
Words of wisdom based on fibs and I will not fall for it
Don’t offer it
Don’t they know that you can not mother-fuck with science?
Me staring at the pot don’t stop the goddamn heat risin
It’s not like by eyeballs are gonna cool its climate
What? I got freeze rays like a villain from a Batman comic

Where we at? It’s getting warm, like a moist vagina
Lookin for those bubbles like Waldo, bitch I’m gon find ya
Prove to the world that this bullshit phrase ain’t true
You’re gonna boil while I eye fuck the shit out of you

“Are these dishes clean brotha?”
Shut the fuck up Paul!
I’m watch this water boil bitch you can clean them all
Tryna put dissonance in my diligence
You dumb ass hoe?
My vigilant eyes tryna criminal fuck this H20!

RING RING!
HELLO?!
“Honey we have news, it's okay if you cry, do you have a moment? We'd like to Facetime?"
Fuck no ma! I’m hella busy, let me call you back
“Honey this is important, your grandmother had a heart attack
We're at the hospital so please put the phone to your face"
She’s fucking dead mom, okay? I think grandma can wait
“Don’t talk to your mother like that”
Oh I’m so scared of you dad
You told me this lie in the first place
You remember that?
I was just minding my own business making water for tea
Then you came into the kitchen and mufucking lied to me?
“It’s just an expression, Jesus I thought you knew that.”
“Plus it was years ago, weren’t you like ten?”
YES DAD!
Clearly, your bullshit expression really fucked me up
I’m on a crusade of truth now, you Judas cunt!
THROWS PHONE DRAMATICALLY
Goddamn that’s blistering
I see the tiny bubbles rising in sweet synchronicity
A scientific symphony
Such a submerged cacophony
These air droplets are growing bigger
Like my dick in an oral cavity
Watching my depravity come crashing down like gravity
This hypothesis is overflowing into a proven factuality
That watching a pot of water boil is a hard substantiality
And my vision isn’t a hindrance to a certified eventuality
And if you don’t agree with me then you’re a fucking hater
WOOF WOOF!
Fuck off, Guillermo, whiny bitch, I’ll feed you later!
Cuz it’s about to happen, it’s the moment I’ve been waiting for
I’ve got blue balls, this water teasing me just like whore
Any second now it is gonna release its gasses
A more beautiful sight to see than even Kate Upton’s ass is
YASSS!
“Daddy I just threw up blood.”
Shut up you whiny prick!
AHAHA!
We’re boiling now!
You just deep-throated my scientific DICK!