Two Fingers

Two old jewish man are sitting on a bench. One turns to the other “I’m so old, I’m just so old” and the other one guys “I bet i know how old,” “you have no idea,” “I can guess how old you are, simple stand up. Alright, now drop you’re pants,” he goes “but we’re in the park “drop you’re pants.” So he opens his pants and drops. “Now pull off you’re underwear down” he goes “But there’s people around” he does it. Now bend over and shove two fingers right in your asshole.” so he bends over and shoves two finges in his asshole. The other jewish man goes “You’re 95.” he goes “How were you able to tell me that.” he goes “You told me yesterday”