She's Dead by Gilbert Gottfried
She's Dead by Gilbert Gottfried

She’s Dead

Gilbert Gottfried * Track #29 On Dirty Jokes

She’s Dead Annotated

A woman gets into a really bad car accident, the man rushes from work to the hospital. The doctor goes “Sir, it’s really bad news, your wife was in a horrible car accident her face and body are totally managled, she’ll be cripled and paralyzed from the neck down. SHe’s gonna need 24 hour care, of which your insurance is not going to pay for. You’re going to have to wash her, and feed her, and keep turning her over so she doesn’t get bed sores and rub oniment on her, and she’ll have no control over her bowels,” and the man breaks down crying and the doctor goes “I’m just fucking with ya, she’s dead”

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