Armless & Legless
Gilbert Gottfried * Track #17 On Dirty Jokes
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- #1Intro
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- #2TB or VD
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- #3Alzheimer’s
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- #4Tattoo
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- #5
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- #6The easy one
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- #7You’ll go blind
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- #8Confession
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- #9Echo
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- #10Glove
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- #11Bear and Rabbit
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- #12Bank Account
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- #13Aspirin
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- #14Greek Army
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- #15Dead Hooker
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- #16Cocksucker
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- #17Armless & Legless
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- #18Skiing
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- #19Drunk
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- #20Two Fingers
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- #21Suppository
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- #22Hunter and Bear
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- #23Get off my back
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- #24New Jersey
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- #25Death or Oogoo
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- #26Silent Farts
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- #27She’s Dead
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- #28Stork (King/Cosby)
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- #29Genius
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- #30Polish Kid
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- #31Three Old Jews
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- #32Einstein’s Cock
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- #33Dracula
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- #34We’ll Drive Out
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- #35First Blowjob
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- #36Switch
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- #37French Toast
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Armless & Legless by Gilbert Gottfried
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An Armless legess girl is lying on the beach. A man walks along, goes “What are you crying about” she goes “I’m crying because in my whole life, I’ve never been kissed” then gets up and walks away. Now she’s crying twice as hard. And he comes back and goes “What are you crying about now,” and she goes “In my whole I’m I’ve never been fucked” So he picks her up tosses her in the ocean and goes You’re fucked now. It’s just seems wrong.