Polish Kid
Gilbert Gottfried * Track #32 On Dirty Jokes
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Album Dirty Jokes
- #1Intro
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- #2TB or VD
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- #3Alzheimer’s
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- #4Tattoo
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- #5
Genie, Prison, SheepGilbert Gottfried
- #6The easy one
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- #7You’ll go blind
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- #8Confession
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- #9Echo
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- #10Glove
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- #11Bear and Rabbit
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- #12Bank Account
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- #13Aspirin
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- #14Greek Army
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- #15Dead Hooker
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- #16Cocksucker
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- #17Armless & Legless
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- #18Skiing
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- #19Drunk
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- #20Two Fingers
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- #21Suppository
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- #22Hunter and Bear
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- #23Get off my back
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- #24New Jersey
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- #25Death or Oogoo
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- #26Silent Farts
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- #27She’s Dead
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- #28Stork (King/Cosby)
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- #29Genius
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- #30Polish Kid
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- #31Three Old Jews
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- #32Einstein’s Cock
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- #33Dracula
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- #34We’ll Drive Out
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- #35First Blowjob
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- #36Switch
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- #37French Toast
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Polish Kid by Gilbert Gottfried
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Gilbert GottfriedPolish Kid Annotated
A polish kid comes home from school he goes “mom! Today, the teacher asked a question, I was the only kid who could answer it!” the mom goes “That’s great! What was the question?” he goes “Who farted!” [another impression] it was a little kid, talking to his mother. All of us could sit in bed, cause I never talked to my mother, about farting in a classroom. Or if Jerry Seinfeld said it [impression] I just wanted to ask a question. Where do babies cooooome from? Five years old, where do babies come from? My mother says they come from a stork. A little baby goes “Whooooo fucks the stork?”