Gilbert Gottfried
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Three old jewish men are talking, one says “ah, I tell ya, every morning at eight o’clock. I go to the toilet. I’m trying to… nothing. If I’m lucky, a little drop will come out” the other one goes “Every morning seven o clock. I’m just straining and straining, just praying a bowel movement will come out” then the third jew goes “I got it worse than both of you, every morning at 8 I take a big shit and a big piss” and the other jews go “What’s bad about that?” he goes “I don’t wake up till eleven.”