Trouble Finding a Toilet

I went to the bathroom
Tried to flush the toilet
It would not go down
So I called a plumber

I called up the plumber
But his price was too high
To come fix my bathroom
Now I can't go bathroom

Can't go to the bathroom
Can't go to the bathroom
Cannot flush the toilet
I cannot go bathroom

I went to the neighbor's
But they were not at home
Whatever shall I do?
Gotta find a bathroom

Next, I tried the market
Asked them, but they told me
"Paying customers only"
And I had no money

Can't go to the bathroom
Can't go to the bathroom
Cannot flush the toilet
I cannot go bathroom

I went down to the park
Found myself a nice bush
I relieved myself there
Oh boy, it felt so good

Break it down for me, fellas
(Oh)
(Hey, oh)
(Hey, oh)
(Hey, oh)
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

Someone saw me going
They called up the police
Now I am arrested
Take me to the jailhouse

Now I am in prison
But it is not so bad
Toilet in my jail cell
No more need for plumber

Can't afford a plumber
I can't afford a plumber
I can't afford a plumber
Oh yeah