Gotta Poop, Puke & Pee Simultaneously

Gotta poop, gotta puke, gotta pee
Simultaneously
Gotta poop, gotta puke, gotta pee
Simultaneously
I gotta poop, gotta puke, gotta pee
Simultaneously
Yeah, I gotta poop, gotta puke, gotta pee
Simultaneously

Well, they haven't invented a toilet yet
For all the stuff that I have to get
Out of my body all at once
Looks like I'll be cleaning up this bathroom for the next couple of months

Gotta poop, gotta puke, gotta pee
Simultaneously
I've gotta puke and poop and pee
Simultaneously

There's no way that I can hold it inside
So it's about time for me to decide
Which way to face the toilet is the best
Man, oh, man, this is gonna be one awful mess

I gotta poop, gotta puke, gotta pee
Simultaneously
I gotta poop, gotta puke, gotta pee
Simultaneously