Diarrhea

Well, it's wet like pee, but it smells like poop
And if you need a stool sample, you're gonna have to take a scoop
Oh, ah, ah, diarrhea

And it shoots out fast when you've got the runs
Then it bounces right back all over your bum, hey
Ah, ah, diarrhea

If you're pooping in the lake on a fishing trip
Instead of plop, plop, plop, you hear drip, drip, drip
Oh, ah, ah, diarrhea

You never know when it's gonna wanna come out of your rear
So make sure you've always got a toilet near
Oh, ah, ah, diarrhea

You know, diarrhea makes a certain type of person elated
But those are just the ones who are constipated
Ah, ah, diarrhea