I Kinda Like the Smell of My Own Poop

Poop smells bad, yes, I see
But for some reason, mine doesn't smell bad to me
I'm not saying that it doesn't stink in the least
Sure, I notice the odor when it first is released
But then it seems to leave once a few moments pass
Then someone walks into the bathroom and says, "Oh, it's a deadly gas"
They run away and they start to bawl
At that point, I can't smell anything at all

It's not just that my nose becomes adjusted
It also recognizes its own odor and knows that it can be trusted
If I were in a room with someone else's farts
I'd be covering my nose and worrying about my heart
And if the only air I breathed came out of my bum
I'm not saying that it would be fun
But hey, hey, hey, what can I say?
It would be okay