Adult Diapers (Can’t Wait Until I’m Old Enough)

Well, I just can't wait 'til I'm old enough
When I've reached the age where I won't be made fun of
For wearing diapers
Yeah, diapers
I was oh so sad back when I was three
When my mom sat me down and she talked to me
About my diapers
Yeah, my diapers

It was devastating, it brought me to tears
She said it was socially unacceptable for me to wear my diapers
For the next seventy or eighty years
Oh, no, no, no
And ever since I stopped wearing my diapers, I just felt so ill at ease
'Cause I can't just let it out, you know, whenever I please
I'm always holdin' it and squeezin' and searchin' for a lavatory
When I oughta be sittin' on a park bench poopin' and readin' a story
Thanks to my diapers
I miss-a, miss-a, miss-a, miss-a, miss-a, miss my diapers
Yeah, yeah

I cannot wait 'til I'm elderly
'Cause I can wear my diapers just like when I was three
I'll be wearin' my diapers and a pretty nurse will change 'em for me
I can't wait to start wearin' my diapers
I can't wait to start wearin' my diapers again
I wanna wear my diapers again
I wanna be elderly
I wanna have a pretty nurse changin' my diaper for me