Throwing Up

Well, there ain't nothin' grosser, and I mean it for real
Than watchin' a half-digested meal
Come spraying outta some person's mouth
I'm glad I'm not a little baby bird, tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet
'Cause for a little baby bird, vomit is a treat
That helps to fuel each winter's flight down south

Throwin' up is just about the worst experience
Can't get that taste out of your mouth no matter how much you rinse
It was so good goin' down, but comin' up, it gives me a frown
There's no way that I can smile tasting all that nasty bile

My girlfriend started pukin'
She wanted me to hold back her hair
She said, "If you don't, I'm gonna dump you
'Cause it means that you don't care"
I said, "I'm sorry, honey
But I'll have to see you later
I'd rather break up with my woman
Than watch her puke up her mashed potaters"

Throwin' up is just about the worst experience
You can't get that taste out of your mouth no matter how much you rinse
It was so good goin' down, but comin' up, it gives me a frown
There's no way I can smile tasting all that nasty bile