Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Gregory Jbara & John Lithgow
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Norbert Leo Butz
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Joanna Gleason
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Gregory Jbara
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sara Gettelfinger
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sara Gettelfinger & Norbert Leo Butz & John Lithgow
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott & Norbert Leo Butz
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott & John Lithgow & Norbert Leo Butz
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott & John Lithgow & Norbert Leo Butz
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels &
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & John Lithgow & Sherie Rene Scott & Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Norbert Leo Butz & Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott & Norbert Leo Butz & Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Norbert Leo Butz & Sherie Rene Scott
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott & John Lithgow & Norbert Leo Butz
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & John Lithgow & Norbert Leo Butz
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott & Norbert Leo Butz & John Lithgow
LAWRENCE
How could you do that to her?
FREDDY
Do what to her?
We're in her room
The lights are low
I've got it made
All systems go
I'm in. She's down-
The hair; the gown-
We go to kiss;
She conks me out
Then I wake up
With nothing on
She took my clothes
My shoes are gone
My wallet's gone
My watch is gone
And here I am a schmuck in a robe
LAWRENCE
And you expect me to believe that
When she just returned the fifty
Thousand dollars I gave to her?
FREDDY
What fifty thousand dollars?
LAWRENCE
Thе fifty thousand dollars that you
Stole from her!
FREDDY
I didn't steal and fifty thousand dollars
From hеr!
Hey, there's my clothes
CHRISTINE'S VOICE
Goodbye boys. It was fun
Love, The Jackal!
FREDDY
The more I cried
The more she cared
The more I lied
The more she bared
The more I sang
The more she sung
I mean, come on
She gave me tongue!
ANDRE
Amazing
Zis idot
I hate to say i told you so-
LAWRENCE
Amazing
The Timing
She really had me down-
ANDRE
So young, so good
So right, so nice
She played you like a pair of dice
LAWRENCE
The eyes, the smile
The joy, the hope
The hair, the clothes
ANDRE
Ze soap!
ALL
The soap!
LAWRENCE
The soap!
FREDDY
That lousy, stinking, lying, cheating
Totally dishonest, dirty, rotten-
LAWRENCE
Yes Freddy, isn't she wonderful!
The Reckoning was written by David Yazbek.
The Reckoning was produced by Billy Straus & Kurt Deutsch.
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels released The Reckoning on Tue May 10 2005.