Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Gregory Jbara & John Lithgow
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Norbert Leo Butz
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Joanna Gleason
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Gregory Jbara
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sara Gettelfinger
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sara Gettelfinger & Norbert Leo Butz & John Lithgow
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott & Norbert Leo Butz
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott & John Lithgow & Norbert Leo Butz
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott & John Lithgow & Norbert Leo Butz
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels &
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & John Lithgow & Sherie Rene Scott & Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Norbert Leo Butz & Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott & Norbert Leo Butz & Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Norbert Leo Butz & Sherie Rene Scott
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott & John Lithgow & Norbert Leo Butz
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & John Lithgow & Norbert Leo Butz
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels & Sherie Rene Scott & Norbert Leo Butz & John Lithgow
[JOLENE]
Down in the Panhandle
Where we manhandle
All that beef cattle
And the snakes rattle
And the wind whistles
Through the dead thistles
It's a little piece of heaven—
With a big house 'n
Lots of big cows 'n
Lots of big sky 'n
Lots of dust flyin'
And I'll be so happy since
I'm bringin' home a prince
To my little piece of heaven
Oklahoma
Eeee!!
Don't you love it when the bobcats howl?
Don't you love it when the coyotes call?
Well, I know a few tricks
With a thirty ought-six
You can watch me blow those
Little fuckers' heads— clean— off!
And then, oh boy
We'll go two steppin'
Through the arroyo
Watch what you step in
'Cause them cattle eat their share
And it's gotta go somewhere
In my little piece of heaven
Oklahoma
And we'll motor into Tulsa for the weeken'
Through the windows of the pickup, we'll be peekin'
Not a tree or a Jew
To block the lovely view
There's a race track and a zoo—
[ENSEMBLE]
And Oral Roberts U!
[JOLENE]
And we'll dress you up nifty
In a big Stetson
With some SPF 50
So no sun gets in
'Cause that freckle on your skin
Can do a feller in
And the shade is mighty thin in Oklahoma
And our leading cause of death...
Is Melanoma
[ENSEMBLE]
Melanoma!
Hyah!
Oklahoma? was written by David Yazbek.
Oklahoma? was produced by Billy Straus & David Yazbek & Kurt Deutsch.
Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels released Oklahoma? on Tue May 10 2005.