The Goodnight Kiss

White folks, they date different than we do. See, they go home tonight, they'll kiss their girls goodnight at the door, and shit. Don't even think about no pussy, just be: "goodnight girl". (mwah) "Been a pleasure being with you." And get home "huhayhuhahuha".

Nigga spent 34 dollars – he gon' fuck somebody. Now that's the bottom line, heh. Somebody giving up somethin'. Motherfucker worked too hard to get this for a goodnight kiss. 'Cause you can see, that *mwah* – say bitch, what is that? The fuck you mean "goodnight"? Yeah, well somebody in there gonna fuck! Yeah well, wake up your daddy. Yeah, I'll wait.

And black fathers understand that shit too, they come in, "say nigga, what's wrong with y'all and that goddamn that noise?" I'm gonna tell you what's wrong, motherfucker. The bitch, 35 dollars, *mwah*, goodnight – that's what's wrong! "You spent 35 dollars on my baby, she didn't give you no– ey girl! Get your ass down here! Better give this nigga somethin', before I have to hurt him. 35 dollars is a lot of money, goddamn. You must be rich, nigga. Oh, you are, huh? Wake up your momma, too."