New Niggers

White folks tired of our ass too. They gettin' them some new niggas: the Vietnamese. (applause)

But bring 'em over, bring all of 'em over. Niggas won't mind. They didn't ask us shit. We the mothafuckas that got to give the jobs up for 'em. (applause)

Motherfuckers... I know why they like them motherfuckers too. 'Cause they got the kind of music they can dance to. (vocalizes a vaguely oriental tune) They tried to dance to bad luck – motehrfucker get a heart attack. "Damn, is it ever gonna stop?"

It was funny, man, pleadin' for the orphans and shit. "God, we've got to do something, the little orphans, oh my goodness!" Bitch almost had me goin', gettin' an orphan. Be it in Mississippi, white folks in Georgia and shit, adopting babies. Shit gonna last about a year. And then racism gonna come out, heh.

"Goddamn! What in the hell we got here, Margel? Ain't your eyes ever gonna round up? Look like one of the neighborhood coons!"

And I'm for oprhans now, you know, don't get me wrong, I like orphans. But shit, they got 10 million niggas here needing to be adopted. They got a show in LA on TV, they'd be sellin' niggas for adoption on the TV. You ever see those shows? "Get one of these niggers, please. This big head one here, he's alright. It'd take him home but I have a dog."

They got all the Vietnamese in army camps and shit. Taking tests and stuff, learning how to say "nigga", so they can become good citizens. Right? They got classes, you know they have it:

"Alright, let's try again, troops."
"Nigga nigga nigga! Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga!"
"Now that's close. If you get your ass kicked, you know you made it."

You gotta be careful fightin' them motherfuckers too, jack. 'Cause they know karate, kung-fu and nu-jitsu and all that old shit, you know. And be howlin' at your ass while they kick it. Wooo-huh-haa! I don't mind motherfucker kickin' my ass, but don't be howlin' at me too. "Make me mad and cry to this, motherfucker! Pow!"

And if you ain't on it, be careful if you get some Vietnamese pussy, jack. Right, 'cause they got a VD scare the shit out of penicillin. It'd be up there waitin' on penicillin, jack. "Come on up in here, penna! Yeah, we got something for your ass, come on up in here!" Get a big knot on your dick, jack. "What is it, doc?" "I don't know, I don't wanna touch it, I don't... just leave it over there, whatever it is."