SpongeBong HempPants vs SpongeBob in China

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
SPONGEBONG HEMPPANTS
VS
SPONGEBOB IN CHINA
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Spongebob in China]
What a glorious Sunday morning!
Better check my government calendar instead of snoring
Oh boy! I fight green pile of death
Try to get through this rap batle without smoking crystal meth
I'm surprised nobody stops you
When you smell like hilarious rubber dog poop
You can't even form a diss, in your head, there isn't much room
When your brain completely melted like it was a bunch of mushrooms
You so lazy, the most you do is only talk
Leave you faceplanted in the ground like you're Tony Hawk
You'd have an even less amount than me in your bank
It won't be a good morning when you face my more tanks!

[Verse 2: Spongebong Hemppants and Hashbrick]
Byeheheh, Hashbrick, is that Mob Psycho?
Huhuhuhuh, who cares, I just wanna get high bro
Okay Hashtrick! Let me go get the seaweed
AHHH! WHAT? WE'RE ALL OUT OF SEA WEED!!
Wait, this guy’s house is surrounded by some smoke as we’ve seen!
Oh, you’re right! Maybe we should ask him for seaweed!
Great idea, Hashbrick! Our hard work sure paid off!
Unlike this stupid asshole, at least we get to have a day off
It must be tough to deal with labor worse than murder
But if you're too poor to afford it, I’ll have that dolphin burger
(Bahahaha) he looks funnier than Spliffward
If he didn't want the smoke then maybe he shouldn't mince words

[Interlude: Robot Chicken SpongeBob and Spongebob in China]
WHAT THE F**K'S ALL THIS PROPAGANDA?
TRYING TO TEACH CHILDREN ALL THESE ADULT TOPICS!
RAP BATTLES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR KIIIIIIDS
You little yellow bastard-

[Verse 3: Robot Chicken SpongeBob and Spongebong Hemppants]
(AYY) SHUT THE F**K UP, CHINA
OR I'LL KICK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR LITTLE VAGINA (AYY)
I'M GONNA PUT THE SMACKDOWN BROTHER (AYY)
YOU LOOK LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S MOTHER (AYY)
Bahahah. SHOVE IT UP YOUR TAINT
YOUR WHOLE SHOW WAS ANIMATED WITH PAAAINT
EVEN IF I BROKE IT DOWN, YOU WOULD NEVER DRAW THE LINE
BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO F**KING BUSY GETTING HIGH ALL THE TIME!
AAAAAAA- NOW YOU'RE GONNA SEE ME WHEN I BLOW UP
CREATED BY ADULTS WHO HAVE NEVER GROWN UP
YOU DISGUST ME. GET OUT OF MY WAY
AND LEAVE THE GEN X HUMOR BURIED RIGHT BACK IN THE DRIVEWAY

[Interlude: Spongebob and Patrick rob a bank]
You talkin’ shit about Paint bro? Let's make some mothafuckin’ NOISE

[Verse 4: Spongebob and Patrick rob a bank, and Cashier]
OKAY ASSHOLES, LET ME SEE THE FUCKING BREAD, DAWG
NOT FROM YOU, YOU PROBABLY MADE IT WITH FISH HEADS (YUCK)
EMPTY YOUR POCKETS! WE DON’T HAVE ALL DAY
WAIT! THIS GUY’S BARELY GOT SHIT DESPITE WORKING LIKE A SLAVE!
Time to open up this bag and see our wagers
WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS JUST TOILET PAPER
Uh, actually, I need to borrow that
*shitting noises* ...ok I'm ready
GUESS WHO MOTHERFUCKERS, YEAH WE'RE BACK ONCE AGAIN
HAND OVER YOUR FUCKING MONEY OR I'LL BLOW YOU TO OBLIVION
Hell no. ¡BASTA! *shoots everyone*
PATRICK! WE GOT THE MONEY! NOW IT’S TIME TO LIVE LARGE
*Patrick is shot by SpongeOpp*

[Interlude: SpongeOpp and Squidwock]
So they think they can really hit the bank like us?
Nah, they can't fucking do it like us. Mhm
I'll show them how to make a fucking diss

[Verse 5: SpongeOpp]
Pop out on this beat, bitch I'm boxing out these squares
I was on your block, Tiananmen how nothing's there (ha)
Fuck a spongebong, we got dank all in the air
Hit them with the lighter, they got smoked, it isn't fair
Run up with that switch, bitches think I'm Nosferatu
Ain't talkin 'bout the boulder when I pull up and I rock you
Up it on the bot and put the chicken in my pockets
Did it broad day 'cause I know nobody's watching (yeah)
Your bitch saying OOH like it's SOPHIE on her playlist (RIP)
I hyperpopped an opp, I chopped the top and left them brainless
Ain't Azealia, we the ones who do the bank theft
Inefficient bitches cannot get into my paycheck (yeah)

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
EPIC RA-BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA-P
BATLES OF HISTORY