Gonta Gokuhara vs Patrick Star

[Intro]
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GONTA GOKUHARA
VS
PATRICK STAR
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Gonta Gokuhara]
Gonta never battle rap, but Gonta want to try it
Gonta need a rap verse? Tell Gonta where to find it
Gonta love bugs, Gonta knows they do no harm
Gonta tough like manly man, Gonta crush with anchor arms
'Cause I'm Gonta, I'm Gonta, I'm Gonta, Gonta, Gonta
Gonta burgle your award, you will never defeat Gonta
Gonta see the way you act, Gonta think it really scary
Gonta not like the way you treat snail friend Gary
Gonta rhyme real good, Gonta verses leave you tied up
Gonta got a laugh when you and your sponge friend got fried up
Gonta watch your spin-off; bland, Gonta think too simple, man
Now Gonta let you spit your verse, 'cause Gonta a gentleman

[Verse 2: Patrick Star]
If you really wеre a gentleman, tеll me why you'd end a bitch
This fish'll eat you like Ryoma, turn you to a skeleton (Hella thin)
I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick
No hat tricks, you're fat bitch, I'm mad rich, suck my dick
No mystery in your game with the plot that's really see through
You're choking on your bars worse than when you choked out Miu
Played stupid 'till the end, but you did have a good run though
Your whole plan got found out when you used TP for your bunghole
I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward
I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward
You may have glasses, but your win's hard to see
On the way out of this battle, you'll get swarmed by bees

[Verse 3: Gonta Gokuhara]
Gonta no remember doing such terrible thing
But Gonta think your verse was weaker than a tiny bug sting
'Cause Gonta a big gentleman, 'cause Gonta not a big dick to friend
'Cause Gonta protect them 'till the very end, 'cause Gonta a true gentleman
Gonta think you're dumbass, Gonta think you're not that handy
Gonta say you use your head, but it got ripped off by Sandy
Gonta spitting sick, like Keebo you got no dick
Gonta say you pack your bags and leave this battle now, Rick

[Interlude: Patrick Star]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

[Verse 4: Patrick Star]
Who you calling dumbass? Your bars make me sleepy
I'll crush you with my rock until you're left like Kokichi
You're just jealous 'cause I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward
You're just stupid like Texas, I'll shrink you like wumbo you nerd
I'm the Star of this battle, I'll stab you like a needle
And I'll ride victory like a pirate ship, LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE
Once there was an ugly barnacle named Gonta
He was so stupid that he fucking died, the end

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