Nico Yazawa vs Niko Bellic

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
NIKO BELLIC
VS
NICO YAZAWA
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Niko Bellic and Roman Bellic]
I’m the baddest of the bad, in Liberty City
You’re a clumsy school girl who doesn’t have titties
I walk into clothes stores, and now, I look cool
Massacring hospitals, you can only sing at schools
Now listen here, you fucking bitch, I got a lot on my plate
I have a million girlfriends from my online dates
Cousin, let’s go bowling! I don't wanna go fucking bowling (Aw, darn)
But you can tell that I’ll be flowing (Yeah)
Japan’s idols are lame, we’ve got Tupac in Serbia
He’ll return Kosovo to us, and then we’ll watch you squirm, yeah
You may give people headaches, but at least I get more head
While your anime’s for losers who can’t get no street cred

[Verse 2: Nico Yazawa and Niko Bellic]
Go back to Europe you foreign prick
Your shit game is so buggy it makes me sick
You may have guns, but we got a lotta heart
Our music and friendship, will tear you apart
The Tw@ Cafe is the only twat you’ll ever get
So here’s one dollar, go fuck yourself bitch
Your poopy sputnik bars can’t compare to my melodies
I’ll mess you up worse than your relationship with Melanie
You mean Michelle? Shut up, bitch, I didn’t say I was done
I am God, pull my gun, pop pop just like COD
Compared to John Marston you’re just a loser and a fraud
You and your cousin can go eat Cluckin’ bell cock

[Verse 3: Niko Bellic]
I may be a criminal, but I do what I gotta do
To survive in this city, where the weak don't pull through
While you’re just a bitch, and those raps, damn, you choked
My left nut and right nut, why don’t you have both?
Your album for five dollars I’m not gonna spend
Why the long face, Nico, is it just because I ran over your friends?
Now draw, too late, you’re dead, there’s a new sheriff in town
Just one tip, don’t go to your high school, or you’ll get SPRAYED BY COWS

[Interlude: Nico Yazawa and Niko Bellic]
Prepare to get pwned by a 17-year-old, prepare for a singing verse by a 17-year-old
I get it!

[Verse 4: Nico Yazawa]
I’ve had enough of you bitch, it’s time to turn up the heat
And once it’s turned up I can destroy you on the beat
I’ve got my tunes rollin’ up and I’m leaving you weak
Just another Bellic cousin to give the reaper a meet
Cause Japan’s taking over, you’re in the fog
You’re weak, you kiss up to Russia, and your president is a frog
Against our Unbalanced Love, you will always face defeat
If there was a god of singing it would definitely be me (Hee, hee, hee)

[Outro: The Announcer and Mr. Jay]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC... Am I supposed to sing here?
No!
RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!