Vladimir Putin vs Volodomyr Zelenskyy

[Interlude: Vladimir Putin]
Zelenskyy, I give you one final offer
One more battle, Heaven vs Hell
If you lose, then you will burn like the rest of us

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
VLADIMIR PUTIN
VS
VOLODOMYR ZELSNKYY
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Vladimir Putin]
I enter this battle like a plague upon the land
You’re a sad sore loser, always needing a hand
I talked to Olena and you know that I filled her
‘Cause me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers (Woo, woo)
This man’s comedian? (Ha) What a joke
Here have some of my poison, just be careful don’t choke
It’s best you surrender now, it’s your spirit I’m lowerin’
I took a look at your country and took a shit all over it

[Verse 2: Volodymyr Zelensky]
Go back to the west’s shadow kid, you’re all talk
You like to run your tanks but you can’t walk the walk
I’ll beat this real life Thanos and we’ll avenge in this fight
Your economy dying? I’ve seen it. It’s a pretty sight
You and your Wagner Group can go slobber on my палка
I might be a comedian but you are the biggest clown, sir
You hate on the gays but we all know you’re the biggest fag
Russia’s going down, bitch, why did you fucking attacked?

[Verse 3: Vladimir Putin]
I got a tumor in my head, but at least I get more head
A few years ago, you went up to that piano and said
"Shrock! I'mma whip you with my cock
When it hits you in the face, it's as hard as a rock!"

[Verse 2: Volodymyr Zelensky and Joe Biden]
I told you to back off cunt and you didn’t listen
Now to beat you, easily every nation’s mission
Time for my final line, so let’s make this the best
Come and finish this Joe
Hell yea brother, here we go

[Verse 5: Joe Biden and Emmanuel Macron]
Biden here, about to rock the boat!
If I can beat an orange then I can beat you chodes
We all know Putin’s a brony, he’s a fucking horse lover
He likes to see a uni cornpop a nut in another (Hon, hon, hon)
While america’s packing a six pack and big guns
Big fun. Unlike russians I can have fun in the sun
When you invaded, your men ran from your stupid ass
I’ll Boom Headshot on your face, it’ll be a Blast

[Interlude: Vladimir Putin and Alexander Lukashenko]
You got to bring in a friend? Then I do too
Lukashenko?
It’ll be my pleasure, comrade Putin

[Verse 6: Alexander Lukashenko]
Дa, you want to mess with me?
A well renowned figure on Russian TV!
I’m Putin’s best friend, there ain’t no one greater
While Zelensky’s a dictator, if you take out the tator
Always asking for money, get a job you dweebs
Or risk getting served by Russia’s WMDs
We’ll send the world under flames when we pull the switch
Call me Jon Snow, Winter is coming bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

[Interlude: Xi Jiping]
Ha, ha, ha, you're messing with the wrong country now

[Verse 7: Xi Jinping]
I'm Xi Jinping, leader of the-

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! AAAHH RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!