Barbie vs J. Robert Oppenheimer

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER
VS
BARBIE... uhh
BEGIN

[Verse 1: J. Robert Oppenheimer (EDXBeats)]
I’ll school you in this battle of the baddest jew
With my penis uncut, I will raise the nukes
When I meet an opponent who wants to get a fight on
I charge atom, 'cause I have a big ion
Ask Hiroshima what happens when my bombs are dropped
Gonna leave you even flatter than your boyfriend’s crotch
I’ve got the heat to get the Geiger counter poppin’
While I was making history, you were out shopping
I carried the Manhattan project with begrudgement
A severe and continuous lapse in my judgment
I don’t expect to be forgiven, but fucking hell
At least I didn’t sell out to Mattel
You might be a doll, but you could never catch a play date
This Aussie’s throwing the beef on the Barbie, mate
I built an atrocity, now I wish for world peace
But you can Naga-suck on WMDeeze

[Verse 2: Barbie (SkeepTieel)]
Ummm, first off, ew gross
I’m not that kind of doll, I’m not sucking on those
I might be a bimbo but I’m not a hoe, sir
My limbs are poseable but you’re the biggest poser
I burn tracks, and use the ash for smokey eyes
While your science projects destroy lives
With that blank (oops) stare you really are an eye-sore
(Giggle) You would be prettier if you smiled more
You might split atoms but your style’s messed up
All that tweed, like "omg stahppp"
Quoting Hindu scripture like you’re oh so astute
Like, celebrate Holi, get some color on that suit
Girlie, you're so out of touch with reality
Playing with your nuke toys, causing fatality
You're such a bore, no wonder your movie bombed
Who has the time to watch something that's 3 hours long?

[Verse 3: J. Robert Oppenheimer (EDXBeats)]
My movie covers the struggles of a physicist
Your movie’s just a wet dream for foot fetishists
I saw it and I know that I’m keeping you on your toes
But everything besides that scene totally blows
Don’t try to top me Barbie, you’re not gonna be lucky
Keep pushing my buttons and I’ll do a fucky wucky
My discoveries left humanity in shock
Now world leaders can’t get off my atomic cock
You're an F tier toy, I'd rather play with a slinky
I’ll finish this like Ken, all up in your stinky
You’ll be eating irradiated bread when this is all over
When I strike your pink McMansion with my supernova

[Interlude: Barbie (SkeepTieel) and Ken (Froggy)]
Come on Oppie, you’re a commie
A Stalin lover stuck in the wrong nation
Come on Oppie, you’re a commie
I’m imagination, death is your creation

[Verse 4: Barbie (SkeepTieel)]
I slayed for decades to be a role model for girls
Took you blowing up some sand to be “destroyer of worlds”
You’re so lifeless and bleak, call you OppenAI
So be quiet and sit down, plastic’s back in July
You didn’t hate your job, we know that’s not true, man
But I’ll leave you weeping on my porch like I was Truman
And here’s another bombshell that’s gonna make you cry
Imma gonna have to block you, forget my number, buh-byyyye

[Outro: The Announcer and J. Robert Oppenheimer]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATLES (My bomb le killed people?) OF HISTORY