Donald Trump vs Wario

[Chorus]
All we want is money and power
Grind to get money and power
All we want is money and power
Grind to get money and power

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
WARIO
VS
DONALD TRUMP
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Wario]
This the best, ya little rat
Your Trump Tower grill makes everyone fat
It’s the king of the coins, the man with the stash
Bag Melania at full speed, can’t flee this warioware tax (Yeah)
You say you’re the best, wah, you’re not the best
If I could eat all your crimes, get ready for a blast
You’re a Saudi puppet, wipe your mouth clean of that shart
Call me Wario, 'cause I’ll make you fart
So here I go, feel the roast from the rider of the most (Vroom)
Across the east and west coast, I got a lot of fame to boast
While you’re stupid, you just lie on FOX news (Oh, oh)
No matter what campaigns you do, I won’t soob

[Verse 2: Donald Trump]
You better shut up, you little fat crap
Donny T’s in the house, so get ready for the slap
You’re a Mario knockoff, a villanous slob
I was building an empire, while you stole coins for a job
I’m not a puppet of the Saudis, that’s just fake news
Let’s see you run your mouth when I deport this yellow jew
I’m a pres emcee; you’re the new version of Wario
It’s Rich Trump; you don’t have a cool mustache Wario
So Wario, tell me do you still like violence?
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through your eyelids?
I saw your Switch games and your new ones are weird
It took you fourty six years to barely grow a beard

[Verse 3: Wario]
You think you’re so great with your towers so tall? (Ha)
Yet you can’t even handle your Mexican wall
My greed is my strength, it’s what drives me to the top (Ha ha)
You were-a calling me fat but all you eat is straight slop (Om nom nom nom)

[Verse 4: Donald Trump]
Hold on, hold on, let me stop you right there
With my slick suit on and my beautiful hair
You’re just a greedy fat garlic face stuffing slob
And with that ugly mustache, you can’t even find a job

[Verse 5: Wario]
I’m a force of nature; I’ve got my Wario Land
While you’re stuck with lawsuits and a failed travel ban

[Verse 6: Donald Trump]
The actions that I took were encouraged by the house
You’re a lonely little virgin, you wanna make fun of my spouse?

[Verse 7: Wario]
You talk about my diet but look at you man
Fast food every day with a Big Mac in hand
I’mma flush you down my toilet and watch your ass swirl
It’s too late for you Mr. 45, you’re in Wario World
Those January sixers must’ve gone Mama Mia
When you incited them to commit felonies-ah
Nobody likes your shit, you lasted one term (Ha)
Sorry Donald Dump, ya didn’t last long ya turd

[Verse 8: Donald Trump]
You talk about the 6th fake news, I didn't incite that
I don't play games Wario, where the hell is your respect at?
Your little COVID masks couldn’t hide your bad breath, stupid
I'll build the damn wall myself just to knock your fat ass through it
You're losing, so move it useless bitch, I got rich flair
Fake hair? Dude, I'm a billionaire and I don't fucking care
I fired lyrical missiles and blew a hole in this fat slob
Now for the last time, Wario, just get a job

[Outro: The Announcer and Wario]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP Ah, gimme that!
What the fuck? Ha, ha, ha, ha