Stewie vs Bluey

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
STEWIE
VS
DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH, BLUEY
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Stewie Griffin and Brian Griffin]
Stewart Gilligan Griffin, intellectual baby genius
Lyrical mastermind, I’m one of a kind, and leaving you speechless
You need a leash bitch, you dope dog, got no bite and no bars
Victory is mine, I brawl hard, Should have stayed the fuck out of Quahog
Brian? Who's this bitch? (Yeah, uh, that's Bluey)
I see her shows big with the kids (Yeah)
But I watched it, and it's shit (Oh, yeah)
She should back out and just quit (He he he he)
And now I’ve got the foresight to euthanize this poor tyke
Your daddy put a poor fight; my daddy’s in Fortnite
Use my football head to ram you back into your kennel
Now I’ll back on this Bluey like I’m Fentanyl, yuh

[Verse 2: Bluey]
G’day, mate, I'm Bluey
Your rap bars are a bit pooey
Your love for Brian is a bit screwy
What kind of loser names their kid Stewie? (Bluey)
I’ll cook you up like Ratatouille
Then I’ll kick your butt to St. Louis
Your plot holes are massively gluey
Don’t like me? Then why don’t you sue me?
And how come you act so damn fruity?
It’s like you want your doggy’s big gooeys!
Put on Dance Mode so I can get groovy
My favorite song of all time is Chop Suey

[Verse 3: Stewie Griffin]
What the deuce? (That's dog deuce, as you might know.)
Your punchlines sound like they came from rhymezone
I’m a sophisticated infant, with an accent so posh
Your rhymes are like Vegemite - way too much squash

[Verse 4: Bluey]
My family’s awesome, yours is just a bunch of goonies
Me and Bingo like to do zoomies
And how about your dreadful “hit” movie
I tried to watch it and it put me right to sleep

[Verse 5: Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, and Bandit Heeler]
No wonder your shit’s for toddlers, cause you fumbled all your words
You think you can top me? I created the universe
I’ll outwit this blue heeler like a true prodigy
While you’re out there playing tag, I’m creating anomalies
Being an artist is in my DNA, rhymes so good you got nothing to say
This bitch better get out of my way, the pound’s getting another stray today
'Cause I cool-whipped your ass, there’s no way you’re coming back
Now damn you, vile brat!, Finish it, Brian!
Hey Bluey, I fucked your dad
THAT’S RIGHT

[Verse 6: Bluey]
At least I didn’t kiss my brother for zooties
My dad loves me, yours lives in the brewery
I’m so awesome, yeah, I’m a beauty
You went first base with your mom? Ewie!
Please stay away because I don’t want cooties
Cross me again and get kicked in the booty
Your awful rap bars did not go right through me
Left you like Rupert, torn up and chewy

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE BATLE BATLE
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BATLES OF HISTORY!