Sorry, We’re No Longer Buying Lizard Shit

Agh, agh
One, two, motherfucker, one, two, three, four!

Sorry buddy, I gotta say
We're no longer buying lizard shit
We stopped that practice yesterday
We're no longer buying lizard shit
I've got some I'd like to sell you!
Sorry, I don't know what to tell you
I've got it on a silver platter!
It's still reptilian fecal matter
My iguana's totally bran-fed
Sorry, dude, the market's dead
And no one wants to buy your stinkin'
No one wants to buy my stinkin'
No one wants to buy your stinkin' lizard shit!