J.R.O.

Oh there's this guy
Who runs this show
He made fun of me cuz I didn't wanna drive in the snow
But I think
That you should know this
He's been around long enough that he remembers when women actually had sex with the members of KISS, cuz

Joe's really old
Joe's really old
Joe's really, really, really, really, really old
Joe's really old

Just the other day
I saw him in his car
Rockin' out to Chris Isaak and cornholing a certain unmentionable Golden Girls star
But there'll come a day
And it's gonna be soon
Where nurses have to help him wipe his ass and feed him mushed up Cool Ranch Doritos with a spoon, cuz

Joe's really old
Joe's really old
Joe's really, really, really, really, really old
Joe's really old
Kick out the jams!

Yeah Yeah! Bring it to me, my homies!
One more time for Kip Winger's Uterus!

Joe's really old
Joe's really old
Joe's really, really, really, really, really old
Joe's really old
Joe's really old
Joe's really old
Joe's really, really, really, really, really old
Joe's really old
Yeah, yeah! Rise up, children of the revolution! Testify!! Testify, dammit!! Ya stupid poodle-smackin' sphincter zombies!!