Sephiroth vs Albert Wesker

[Intro: The Announcer]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
SEPHIROTH
VS
ALBERT WESKER
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Sephiroth]
The angel with one wing will end you with one swing
When facing the boss of bosses, you’re not just pitiful, you’re nothing
I'm always in sync when I descend to a fight
So say bye, bye, bye as I snuff out your light
You think yourself to be a Tyrant, but you’re rather lousy
A mutant mess of Agent Smith spliced with Anthony Fauci
You’re a worse father than mine was, abandoning your son
But looking at your daughters, I think I get why you’d run

[Verse 2: Albert Wesker]
You seem to assume that you’re my greatest Nemesis
But why would I be afraid of alien Oedipus?
I’ve got less than 7 minutes I can spare to play with you
As I’m no mere pharmacist, I’m the doctor of your doom!
When I spit sick, I’m afraid there’s no vaccine
‘Cause I got that cash flow, call it a revenue stream!
While I held the entire world in my hand for years
Mr. Chosen-by-the-Planet got bodied by Planeteers!
Till death I stayed golden, even more than your casino
I’m taking the W, your fans can keep the B.O
Fire all the shots you want, your attacks will simply miss me
I’ve fried the one wing, left this chicken extra crispy!

[Verse 3: Sephiroth]
Thought you’d crush me like an AVALANCHE? That was hardly a cold shoulder
You'll find my meteor will rock you harder than a boulder
When it comes to soldiers, you seem more akin to Strife
The only stream you’ll meet is your blood when I take your life!
They title you a mastermind but your schemes are all trash, raccoon
Your greatest plan’s a virus, but your rivals are all mass immune!
Choirs praise my name, not even Marcus would sing for this leech
Come and cross this RPG, you’ll learn it’s Safer not to fuck with me!
I’ll burn you worse than a volcano, cratering your legacy
Dead and irrelevant pest, you will never be a memory!
You’ve tested my limits, now you break. You will not heal from these scars
Gaze into my Supernova and I’ll have you seeing S.T.A.R.S

[Verse 4: Albert Wesker]
Leave this like the Shinra Building, make the ground a red field
Your writers have been taking herbs, but I doubt it’s to get healed
‘Cause no plan I’ve thought up with is as batshit as Nomura’s
His head’s so far up his own ass, I’ll have to test for Uroboros
Even your Time Jannies know you’re destined to be eviscerated
Oh, you burnt down a little town? I leave cities decimated!
The same guy keeps beating you, and despite what mama tells ya
Cloud will always linger over your head. Care for an Umbrella?

[Outro: The Announcer]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
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