Rick and Morty vs Tim and Moby

[Intro: Tim and Moby]
Whew
What an exhausting day that was, right Moby?
We can finally get to relax
[beep]
Huh?
"Dear Tim and Moby
I think you two are really stupid
I hereby challenge you to a rap battle
From
Rick"
Wait, what?

[Verse 1: Rick, Morty, and Moby]
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
Like, Mr. Frundles should've kept me in my cage
Little Timmy wants to fight? Guess I'll fuck him up like Craig
There's infinite realities, most of which I've been *burp*
But not a single one in which you'd fucking win
This asthmatic fuck isn't ready for my explosion
'Bout to make your Brain POP, my raps sting harder than erosion
I don't know about this Rick, I mean he seems smart as tits!
He's only reading written scripts because he's just a stupid kid
[beep] Oh, now Bender wants to speak?
Guess it's time to screw his head off like I did in '17
Between the two of us, I'm the smartest of them all
So here's a fucking test for you: LICK LICK LICK MY FUCKING BALLS

[Verse 2: Tim and Moby]
[beep] I agree, that's highly abhorrent
But predictable behavior from someone so self-important
Two seasons in and viewers are already lost?
Wow, your writing took a bigger dip than chicken in your schezuan sauce!
Your consistency broke apart like Pangea
It won't take a lotta dirt from my verses to really beat ya
You got yourself into a pickle, now I'm gonna teach ya
Put on your stupid belt if you don't want no one to see ya
This petty little princess tries too hard to impress
Guess I can't expect less from lovers of incest
You challenged me, expecting to put me in a casket
But it went horribly wrong, so jump into this Vat of Acid

[Verse 3: Rick]
Ooo laa laa, someone's REAL fucking scary
Suck my balls, you spit knowledge more useless than Jerry
I'm a motherfucking genius, being Godless has its benefits
I'll bring fire to this beat when I fucking 9/11 it!
Got a fanbase so dead it practically decayed
'Cept the fucking little weirdos drawing you in loving ways
Eugh, and they'll all drop you before they turn fifteen
Go fuck yourself, I just wanna Get Schwifty

[Verse 4: Tim]
Your intelligence is evident, that's a fact for sure
But your lab coat hides a void that equations can't cure
Bad family life? Check! No wonder empathy's lacking
Thought you'd value human life when your bird friend was ravaged
Your nihilistic Reddit humor's really out of line
Messing with your family's lives, you're not really in your Rick Prime
I mean, my dude, you're a piss poor "father"
You bombed this battle, guess you could call it your daughter
Uhh... sorry about the "my dudes" thing...

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-
BA... -TLES OF HISTORY