Private Ryan vs Nikolai Belinski

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
NIKOLAI
VERSUS
PRIVATE RYAN
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Nikolai Belinski]
I'm drinking vodka tonight, after I knifed you to pieces
I'm shooting zombies, you're shooting prayers, Jesus
You're not a soldier, James, you fucked up for your whole team
I'm a Russian, you're a private with too much self asteem
I will John H. Mill you into pieces, demon spawn
Trust me, you'll be dead before the break of dawn
You guys won the war, well I don't give a crap
No vodka for you, but I give you free bitch slap

[Verse 2: Private Ryan]
Calm your Russian ass down, I ain't a zombie, you know
I'm private Ryan, Belinski, and I'm here to steal the show
You're a stupid alcoholic, so you better run and hustle
At least I have friends to get saved by, you've been chosen for your muscles
I killed more Jerries in one day, than you've killed zombies in a year
When the zombie dogs come 'round, your black heart gets filled with fear
I'm not an ordinary private, nick, all your money got stolen
You're a Russian prick, with a small dick, gettin' down with Richtofen!

[Verse 3: Nikolai Belinski]
Tell me, does it hurt when I punch you in the belly button?
Just like my first wife, I shall kill you with my shotgun
This is what I call goulash, all the blood and gore
You look scared Francis, never seen a real man before?
You were married to one woman? Pfff I've had nine
Normally I'd drink vodka, but not this time!
You would taste so much worse than a quick revive
Just like any private, you'll never make it out alive

[Verse 4: Private Ryan]
Hear that Nikolai, the beat's slowing down
Cuz I don't need no sound to kick your ass outta town!
Man, you're so cool, killing all your wives...
I was a hero, who got unlucky while saving millions of lives
We'll set you up, like we did to the half-track of the germans
I can bet my family, all your wives looked like cindy sherman
You just lost this battle, like you lost every game
I'll give you such a hard beating, you'll never forget my name

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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