Mr. Jay vs Provost

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
PROVOST
VS
MR. JAY
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Mr. Jay & SuperThingsOnCups]
Looks like I'm Justin time to lay down the hurt
You call yourself a rapper but all I see is pure dirt
You can't get real girls, I'm a pimp can't you see?
Stop with the google girlfriends instead, join eHarmony
Let me tell you about All the Stories on how I've kicked your ass
You're just a White Kid thinking that he can rap really fast
My editing was bad? You forgot to zoom in the backgrounds
On Mozart vs Skrillex when the characters moved around
Nathan, just listen, you always procrasti-nate
You never film your parts in time, they always come in late!
You say you are obsessed with ERB, but yеt from what I can see
You're a rip off of DamnTV

[Verse 2: Provost]
Otay, who's this dickwad? The creator of this show?
Your rapping's way worsе than when you played as Al Capone
This guy named Justin is way past his prime
I'll put the W.E. in W/E into Winning Everytime
When you dressed up in a suit, you weren't very Slender
Even Mr. Skrillex says "go make music with a blender"
I am ashamed the fact that you take all the crediting
The first and third battles were hated because your awful editing
Don't try to diss me, you won't even win
You think you're better because you're older? You look like you're ten
You think you're great, all I see is a kid in a gay ass shirt
You're not a rapper, You're just a [censored] who's butthurt

[Verse 3: Mr. Jay]
Oh, you almost have a thousand subs? Congratu-freakin-lations!
You got the worst accusations, just stop it already Nathan
With your lack of education and my rhymes in combination
It'll cause health complications that require medication
Just because you have green screen lighting and an expensive microphone
You think you're a pro musician but you aren't that well known
I won this battle now, look at the judge's panel
Go back to making unfunny videos on your gaming channel

[Verse 4: Provost]
JB are your initials, and you're like Justin Bieber
He's not cool, everyone hates him and nobody likes you either
You have 30,000 YouTube channels, just pick one for god's sake
Not to mention a ghost hunting channel, I'm sure the evidence was fake
You freak out every time your video gets a dislike
And you raged when your cover got a copyright strike
The truth is bro, in life you'll never succeed
So just leave ERBParodies, you make everyone's ears bleed

[Interlude]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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[Interlude: WoodenHornets]
NOW HOLD ON YOU FUCKING SECOND!

[Verse 5: WoodenHornets]
WoodenHornets here ready to bring the heat
I'm the editor, bitch, all you do is spit skeet
[censored]? More like Justin Fuck[censored]
And Nathan's just the definition of ass-kissing Hunter
Everybody in the crew always looks up to me
They always look down at Justin 'cause he's less than three feet
Get the fuck out, Nathan, prepare to get pwned
Because your fucking lip sync was terrible in Tony vs Al Capone

[Outro: WoodenHornets]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES