Ghost Hunters vs Ghost Adventures

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
GHOST ADVENTURES
VS
GHOST HUNERS
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Jason Hawes & Grant Wilson]
The spirits have departed from these three amateurs
Douchebag with an ego, big man, and an antisocial nerd
This battle just started, so let me Grant you a diss
Your evidence is bull, and your show is barely adventurous (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
Dude, bro, man, you brought your bravery to the test!
Overreacting too much will cause cardiac arrest!
You exaggerate, elaborate, and now you've met your fate
So collaborate, exacerbate, make like the spirits and evaporate

[Verse 2: Zak Bagans, Aaron Goodwin, and Nick Groff]
Dusk has arrived, and the investigation has started
We took over entertainment, it's about time you departed
We got ectoplasmic insanity in store, to fry you two like toast
No need to boast, but we'll show these jokes the real ghost
You guys are Paranormally Challenged, we're the ones comin' in
Even on our team, it's guaranteed we'll get a good win
How come you act so hot when our show is better rated?
How about you not stage your evidence live, that's not complicated

[Verse 3: Jason Hawes & Grant Wilson]
Accuse us of staging? How about your live special bit?
When the Mel-Meter "flew," when you clearly threw it
You bring in obnoxious guest stars that depletes from your show
The unexplained will be explained as I bring pain on these hoes
Stop thinking every little tap is a response to a question you ask
Zak, we can't hear a word you say with that respirator mask
Don't call yourself real, you barely debunk anything you catch
You can have it reviewed by pros, but the brick had strings attached

[Verse 4: Zak Bagans, Aaron Goodwin, Nick Groff, and All]
You can't talk about evidence, ghost? You barely find 'em
Our rhymes are as sick as the Waverly and Rolling Hills Asylum
Just enough already, ghost don't want to be your friend
Your dead show just makes the undead want to die again
We're keeping fans to this day, okay? Ghost Adventures all the way
These gay, gray, strays have met the price they're gonna pay
Now it's your time to get off the air, quit the hunting, and step outta town
You may have withstood this fight, but you could never handle the lockdown

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES