Mother Nature vs Father Time

[Intro]
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MOTHER NATURE
VS
FATHER TIME
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Mother Nature]
Mother Nature has arrived here to show this dude some facts
I've got flows like the wind, while you make people unable to relax
By somehow making time seem faster, and you don't know what's in store
Everyone must pay his debt to Mother Nature, so pay yours
Sorry there big boy, didn't mean for you to get played
It's not my fault, that I had to Rain on your parade
It's in my Nature to win, I make rainstorms and fertilize farms
Hurry up and realize that you're more annoying than an wake up alarm

[Verse 2: Father Time]
Time goes by slowly when rapping against such a bore as Mother Nature
Be nice for once and make good weather, you call it summer, I call it failure
You'll fall, like a tree in the forest, without a sound
I'm like the axis of life, I make the whole world go round
You're ill-natured woman, all your lines are plain wrong, Mother
I can see you're a girl, you can nag like no other
It's over, Mother Failure, I've left you destroyed and depressed
I would explain how much of a mess you are, but there's not much time left

[Verse 3: Mother Nature]
You're old and weak, stop playing with clocks
To hell with the L, you like playing with cocks
I'll take a storm and break through your face of glass
Oh, you'll bring the pain? Well I'll make it rain on your ass
I expel weather, you can't mess with this angry chick
Come at me, dude, your beard's longer than your dick
I guess it's just wrong timing , for you have just lost
It shows that Mother Nature's path is one you shouldn't cross

[Verse 4: Father Time]
This'll be a long battle for you
Cause time only flies when you're having fun, haha, I thought you knew
Ignoring your disses is how I pass the time
After your done PMS'ing, I dare you to spit a rhyme
Poison Ivy, stop giving every man's crotch an itch
To quote from everybody, Mother Nature is a bitch
You've pissed me off for the last Time, so here's my last rhyme
You fucked up my World, yes that's right bitch, it's mine

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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