John Wayne vs Billy the Kid

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
JOHN WAYNE
VS
BILLY THE KID
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Billy the Kid]
This Texas outlaw is gonna show this punk some tricks from the Wild West
But first you gotta understand the rules son, and that is Billy is the best
What in tarnation?! Your films are lasso three decades ago
I actually shoot up people, you're faking it, just for show
Just read the New York Sun , you'll get a list of my deeds
No one cares about you, when you talk, all we see is tumbleweed
I'm a Legend, a folk hero, and all you are is a pathetic actor
You plus rhyming? Well I ain't no genius, but I bet that equals disaster

[Verse 2: John Wayne]
That first verse was like your life Bill, a massive fail
This is gonna be worse than the Lincoln County War, leaving a big trail
Of your blood, you ain't no gunman,nyou're a rodeo clown
You better run away kid, so quickly find your horse and mount
Because I'll claim the bounty on your head, I'm the new sheriff in town
It's what happens when you mess with the best gunslinger around
I've got Academy awards, while you're just shooting blanks
You never even robbed a bank, this little Kid is gonna get spanked

[Verse 3: Billy the Kid]
As I predicted my rhymes are too hard for you to take
You're looking tired old man, do you need to sit down and have a break?
You need to speak up, Quiet Man, I can barely hear a word you're sayin'
So draw! This ain't just a wild west flick, this is the real deal, no more playin'
I've taken on Dracula, an old man'll surely be no trouble
I'll shoot you up, and add more to my kill count on the double
Now you've witnessed that Billy the Kid is the guy with the most flow
You're done John, you got lyrically killed, call me stomach cancer 2.0

[Verse 4: John Wayne]
Shut up child, you winning versus this American icon is highly unlikely
It's not just because you're weak, but also because I'm High and Mighty
Well you sure are some kind of cancer, I mean just look at your face
It's more uglier than anything I've ever seen, you're a sickening disgrace
This duel was a ease, it just proves again you can't beat a man with class
Suck my shotgun Billy, and you can stick this Golden Globe up your ass
You're a cow, boy, now I'll round up the end of this battle
Now mosie on down and join the rest of my cattle

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES