Bam Margera vs Rob Dyrdek

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
BAM MARGERA
VS
ROB DYRDEK
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Rob Dyrdek]
You better skate away, I'm filled with Monster Energy
You're nothing compared to me, I'm the Star of MTV
I got the best kickflips and tricks you've ever seen
I run ridiculous bus-ness since I was sixteen
With all the crazy shit you do, I'm wondering how
This crazy man's testicles aren't gone by now
I'm Street League Skateboarding, while you're trying to get killed
You gotta be untalented if that's how you make the bills

[Verse 2: Bam Margera]
Welcome to my castle, bitch, I'll send you to the dungeon
I'm a skater, daredevil, director, you're nothing
I'm gonna Knoxville you out (Bam), call me Emeril, bitch
Heated Rhymes enough to fry and serve your ass on a dish
I'm a raw author, serious as dog dirt
You're a skater made famous by YouTube adverts
You're a gimmick, quit it with the tricks and shit
I'm sure Rob and Big was not inspired by your dyrDick

[Verse 3: Rob Dyrdek]
Welcome to my Fantasy Factory, bitch! Knock Knock
I'm sure "Wee-Man" is just another name of your cock
By the end of this rap battle, you'll be Viva-La-Fucked
Go back to TV, all the Indie Films you made sucked
Damn, bitch, please, I got Tony Hawk at my knees
Bam, lick these, let's see how daring you can be
Maybe you'll live past forty if you grow up and stop
Get the fuck out! You're Dunn, call this a verbal kayak drop

[Verse 4: Bam Margera]
Enough with you Robert, your raps are Ridiculousness
I'm gonna kick flip this bitch, leave you needing stich-es
My stunts and my tricks won me the love of the nation
Grab your skateboard and get out cause this is world domination
Surrender your ass and join my Unholy Union
My Jackass is invincible, I'm super human
You're pop shoved, this battle's done, so stop
Throw down your pads, and shove them right up your crotch

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES