Plankton vs Cell

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
SHELDON J. PLANKTON
VS
CELL
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Cell]
The green demon's crawling out of his shell
If battling Cell, you maybe shouldn't cower from whales
My power entails, nothing less than a perfect machine
Good luck ruling the ruins I've reduced to smithereens
Your stories with Krabs; I though I had an inconsistent past
Tell me doctor, was it seaweed or planted grass?
You're used to getting stomped flat, and even with all that
You're still tanking like I was drilling holes under your ass

[Verse 2: Plankton]
A sissy praying mantis is what Gero left behind?
You're pretty arrogant for someone who ran from their first fight
Your putrid ugly design is such a pain in the eye
Your stolen styles won't stack up against my maximum overdrive

[Verse 3: Cell]
Looks like your little temper can't handle this retort
So I guess I'll be a jokester and cut these lines short
You're a ballsy little booger, but it won't amount to much
When I'll be the billionth person to flatten you to mush

[Verse 4: Plankton]
You took a new form and you still underperformed
You were groveling for mercy to evade Vegeta's scorn
I build my own designs, you're a thief and a loser
You just hitched a ride off Trunks like a spacetime Uber
You strived for perfection but couldn't be less dynamic
Be it Namekians or Saiyans, you aren't afraid to get your ass kicked
The only thing you ever did to leave me scarred
Is your forced cameo in your GT art!

[Verse 5: Cell]
What a mistake you've made; you made your grave and now I'll bury you in it
This is my game, and it's prime for me to win it
I've reached my perfect form, my powers reached new heights
While you let the SpongeBoy kill your computer wife
So I'll be shining like a pearl when I leave an algae murdered
Demolished the Z fighters, you couldn't take out a burger
Your bucket needs the can because your food can't be fixed
You're like your show; just keep throwing at the wall till something sticks!

[Verse 6: Plankton]
Mr. Cell, you have no sauce!
You ain't gettin' no, no drawls
Assumed a new title, but you're still easily defectible
Your speed's unmeasurable but you got the brains of a vegetable
Don't look down on height or this will also end terribly!
Because my rhymes will make you depressed you'll need my therapy
You let a little kid be your twice undoing?
You're not long tan and handsome, you're a Jabba Juice smoothie
You need to absorb some bitches, in the end time will tell
You're an amalgamation, but you still died a single cell!

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
E-E-E-EPIC
RAP-RAP-RAP-RAP-RAP
BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BATLES
OF HISTORY!