Pirate Software vs DarkSydePhil

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
PHIL BURNELL
VERSUS
JASON HALL
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Pirate Software]
Um actually, if you don't mind, it's just Thor
The first second gen Blizzard employee will show you to the door
You don't wanna cast a spell on this coding wizard
Spitting rhymes so cold it's like I'm still working at Blizzard
Ass whoopins is what you'll be gettin'
Getting owned so hard; you'll run back to e-beggin'
I'll report your stupid fat ass if you wanna start some beefing
So mark this the millionth time your channel gets deleted
You beg for donations like it's never enough
But just like your neighbor, I'll tell you to shut up
People only watch you when their brain is turning off
So you can go and spit a verse when you're finished jerking off

[Verse 2: DarksydePhil]
O-oh! Is the camera on?
Wussup, uhmm, DSP here
Who the fuck is that? Pee Software?
If ya'll like my verse; feel free to tip me
Call up Toby Fox, I'm 'bout to go far on this shit heap!
Your coding makes YandereDev's look less like buns
You're the worst thing to come out of Blizzard since Grummz
And I heard that guy drank breast milk so maybe
You got a lot in common the way you act like a baby
Try to come in for the kill on the Phil
But when I go for the attack; you'll run away like your WoW guild
Between Loki and you I wonder who's the most spineless
When it comes to ferrets, Pirate Software's bad for business

[Verse 3: Pirate Software]
You're washed up; it's embarrassing you stood up
So blocked up like I asked you to do some push ups
The camera's on, so go ahead and clean your ears
There's a reason why I won Streamer of the Year

[Verse 4: DarksydePhil]
Ugh, shut your fucking mouth, your verses make me hurl
Talk more shit, buddy, I'm used to slapping little girls
Daddy shoulda done the same; you know violence is the answer
You're the Bob Ross of coding 'cause you're full of fucking cancer

[Verse 5: Pirate Software]
Wait, wait a minute… Maybe… That's it!
I worked at Blizzard, my dad worked at Blizzard
My mage spell was Blizzard and I have a big eon
Minecraft is popular? doesn't justify the hate dork
That's an idiot behavior, absolute insane behavior
You spent over an hour throwing characters off a ledge
But the world would be better off if you did it instead
No, in fact, I'll let you eat my entire ass you fat whore
I hope it gives you everything you want, but not what you asked for

[Verse 6: DarksydePhil]
Wow that verse was shit, are you running out of Mana?
Got your Hype Trainwrecked by some A.I., HYACK, karma
Your Malding's what made your shitty next Undertale defamed
But I don't know why you're whining, I thought you Support Killing Games
You try to act tough, doubling down on your antics
But you're a little roach, go live in Asmongold's attic
Between your spouse and Outer Wilds; your cheating took all of their spirits
So consider this the second time you got fucked by Lyrics

[Outro]
WHO LOST?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
EPI-