Peppermint Butt

Bernie Taupin and Elton John
Used to fuck [?]
They don't anymore, but they're no slackers
You can find them beating off on the same cracker

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!

Elton John and Timmy White
Were known to spend the night
The young man told of his favorite cuisine
Elton John's poo-covered saltine

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!

The harbinger of queerness Elton was for so long
Shot so much spunk and gobbled so many [?]
Now the middle-aged [?] career is a joke
[?] Diet Coke

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!

He was known as Peppermint Butt
In the gay community
To which he was forever faithful
Could have fucked Kiki Dee
Peppermint Butt

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!

Peppermint Butt