Boy with a Bruised Butt

A scrub brush is dirty and in the sink
Another boy's butt is on the blink
His mother is trying to clean his rump
Orson Welles looks on, in his throat there's a lump

A boy with a bruised butt
A boy with a bruised butt is everybody's business

Uncleanly rectums need not go unnoticed, Phil
When children need attention, please slip them a pill
Ten pounds of dead flies in the tube of his dick
This poor kiddie's curb job made Nate Lilly sick

A boy with a bruised butt
A boy with a bruised butt
It's everybody [?]

Your cloth dick is becoming a drag
And now you've been fitted for your first colostomy bag
Save a little bit of semen in a paper cup
Jim Henson's best known creation was the Muppets

A boy with a bruised butt
A boy with aaaauuuugggghhhhh!!!
Naked penises within an eight-foot radius
[?] shaven booty