20000 Lawns

The retarded fellow who lives down the block
For 25 bucks he'll suck on your cock
He's overworked and he's underpaid
20,000 more lawns to mow before he gets laid

He eats free pizza at awards ceremonies
Honorary member of three fraternities
He's overpraised
His eyes are stupid and glazed
But 20,000 more lawns to mow before the motherfucker gets laid

Before he gets laid
Before he gets laid
Before he gets fucked

Special Olympics, he waits all year
But not half as much as his mother's pap smear
Look at that pervert watch his sister undress
Looks at his hand, oh my God, there's a mess
He's dressed in red leather
The pages are glued together
But 20,000 more lawns to mow before the motherfucker gets laid

Before he gets laid
Before he gets laid
Before he gets fucked