I Drank a Case of Beer

Her pubic hairs are on my tongue
But I can't remember the night before
They tell me she was really ugly
A fat and gruesome whore

But I drank a case of beer
Yes, I drank a case of beer
Well, I drank a case of beer
Yes, I drank a case of beer

I could have sworn she looked like Catherine Bach
The chick from Dukes of Hazzard [?] off my cock
I heard she looked like Darrell plus about two hundred pounds
With a constellation of zits upon her boobies

But I drank a case of beer
Yes, I drank a case of beer
But I drank a case of beer
Yes, I drank a case of beer

Legs with festering wounds and scars across her back
Some [?] tattoos on her pussy with crabs around the crack
But I swear to you on this day, I do not remember how
I could have ended up with such a sickening cow

But I drank a case of beer
Yes, I drank a case of beer
I drank a case of beer
Yes, I drank a case of beer
I drank a case of beer
[?]
And your butt is from Neptune