Freaky Friday Tits

Freaky Friday tits, that's what they all call you
Freaky Friday tits, they all want to ball you
You jerked off a man at one of those Disney Herbie movies
Wooooo!

You were a sexy little dish
Your nipples were glistening like rubies
Owned by some rich Arab
And Freaky Friday tits, woo-hoo

Freaky Friday tits, you seduced a trash compactor
Freaky Friday tits, your geometry teacher fucked a protractor
And you flashed your comely little twat to a cavalcade of New Jersey mongoloids

You were a cross-dressing queer
A convention of gay fishing tackle fucked you with their knots
Everybody wants to make it with you
I understand, you're beautiful, I really do

You won some kind of beauty pageant, so I'm told
Your retarded uncle gives you diamonds and gold
Freaky Friday tits, oh yeah
Freaky Friday tits