Hello, Michele

[Spoken Intro]
But, uh, anyways
So this is just, uh, a little song
It's kind of a ballad, and it's a song about calling that somebody special
Really late at night
It's a new song, and I hope you enjoy

[Verse 1]
Hello, Michele
I know you're probably sleeping
But I just called 'cause there was something on my mind
You're the kinda girl that a man could really settle down with
'Cause you're smart, faithful, innocent and kind
Which is why I'm calling you tonight

[Pre-Chorus 1]
What was the name of that one other chick you were
Hangin' out with Friday night with the pierced tongue?
You know, the know who said she used to be a stripper?
And you said she was making up for some emotional problems
By screwing every guy she could kiss

[Chorus 1]
Well, is she seeing anyone right now, and if not
Well, do you maybe have her number?
And if she is
Well then, what are you doing tonight?

[Verse 2]
Oh, hang on really quick, Michele
Listen, I think that sounds like my call waiting
Hang on really quick while I just lose that other call
Click
Oh, hey Jeanine, what's that?
You say you wanna see me and you're not wearing any underwear at all?
Hang on while I just lose this other call
Click

[Outro]
Oh, hey Jeanine, Michele, whatever the hell your name is
Listen, I better take it, it sound important
But listen, we should still really get together sometime
'Cause I'd love to know more about you
And besides I gotta get that stripper chick's number, but
Right now, I better get this other line
But I want you to know
That you'll always be
More or less
In the back of my mind