Alone Again

[Intro]
Ba, ba-ba, ba ba, ba-ba
Ba, ba-ba, ba ba, ba-ba
Ooh, ooh

[Verse 1]
I'm waking up at 2 PM, my eyes are barely open
And my head is kind of pounding from the drinking and the smoking
And my whole apartment reeks, I haven't showered in two weeks
Things are looking kinda bleak, 'cause I'm alone again

[Verse 2]
I used to have a girlfriend, 'til I asked her for some money (asked for money)
And I spent it all on drinking, which she didn't think was funny (not so funny)
Then I entertained her sister in a game of naked Twister (naked Twister)
And I guess that pissed her off, 'causе I'm alone again

[Chorus 1]
I'm alone again and I really don't know why
I'm alonе again, I'm a pretty decent guy
Why you had to say goodbye, I'll never know

[Verse 3]
I'm hanging with my buddies, hitting all our favorite places
And I try to talk to ladies but the pattern never changes
First it's boring conversation then an awkward situation
Then it ends with masturbation, I'm alone again

[Verse 4]
I'm watching Law & Order while I wallow in self-pity (Law & Order)
And I'm listening to music that I used to think was shitty (shitty music)
Like the theme song from Titanic or The Wind Beneath My Wings (heart will go on)
Suddenly it speaks to me 'cause I'm alone again

[Chorus 2]
I'm alone again and I'm miserable as hell
I'm alone again and I hope you are as well
Making love all by myself, it's wrong

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 5]
I drank a fifth of vodka, then I threw up in the sewers
Now the bars that serve me drink are getting far between and fewer
Take another shot of Jack thinking how to get you back
Does anybody have some crack, 'cause I'm alone again?

[Chorus 3]
I'm alone again and I don't know what to do
I'm alone again and it's all because of you
Making love all by myself, it's wrong

[Chorus 4]
I'm alone again and I'm miserable as hell
I'm alone again and I hope you are as we
Making love all by myself, it's wrong

[Spoken Outro]
Alone again, it's the same ol' thing
Go out to bars, try to talk to girls
And have them give me those lies
That they give right off the bat to let you know that they're not interested
Like, "I'm seeing somebody right now", or "I'm in a relationship"
Or "I'm married", or "How did you get here?
I thought we had a restraining order?"
Or, "Where are you taking me?"
"We just passed by accident, get your hands out of my pants"
Some religious... I don't know
By the way, what is this, like, the Beach Boys or something?
This is not supposed to be a happy song
It's about, like, pain and...
Couple of those voices were a little bit off too, but, uh
I'll let you guys finish it up