Fresh Out of Blues

[Spoken Intro]
You guys like the blues at all?
All right, I'll do a little blues tune for ya
And, uh, this is actually a really good year for me, uh
My second CD which has only been out for about six years now
Is already like at like, uh... double-digit sales category
Which is exciting
And, uh, I'll probably make hundreds of dollars this year, uh
Which is exciting also
And, uh, what I've always liked to say, that what I take from life
I give back through my art, and, uh
So far, I've taken nothing but shit, and that's all
But, uh, but this is a song, uhm
The blues is all about despair and everything
But this is just a song about a guy who wants to sing the blues
But frankly, everything is going pretty good, and, uh
It's called "Fresh Out of Blues," and I hope you enjoy it

[Verse 1]
I got the rent paid on time
I got a 'frigerator full of food
My car's running fine, it gets pretty good mileage
Damn, things are lookin' good
I got a beautiful girl
She's a bisexual nymphomaniac nurse
She has a Swiss bank account
And a hysterectomy
I guess that things could be worse
And now I'm fresh out of blues
I'm fresh out of blues

[Verse 2]
My baby only cheats with other women
Which is just fine with me
I got a hole in the door where I can see everything
I've got one hand on my brandy that leaves my other hand free
I'm livin' proof in the flesh as you can be fresh out of blues

[Spoken Live Outro]
Thank you!