Original Broadway Cast of War Paint & & & & Barbara Marineau & Stephanie Leigh & Mary Claire King & Joanna Glushak &
Christine Ebersole & Original Broadway Cast of War Paint
Patti LuPone & Douglass Sills & Original Broadway Cast of War Paint
Patti LuPone & John Dossett & Douglass Sills & Christine Ebersole
Patti LuPone & Douglass Sills & Christine Ebersole
John Dossett & Original Broadway Cast of War Paint & Mary Claire King & Patti LuPone & Christine Ebersole & Douglas Sills
Christine Ebersole & Patti LuPone
Christine Ebersole
Patti LuPone & Douglas Sills & John Dossett & Christine Ebersole
Patti LuPone & Christine Ebersole
Original Broadway Cast of War Paint
Christine Ebersole & John Dossett & Douglass Sills & Original Broadway Cast of War Paint & Patti LuPone
Patti LuPone
Douglass Sills & Christine Ebersole & John Dossett & Patti LuPone
Erik Liberman & Christine Ebersole & John Dossett & Douglas Sills & Patti LuPone & Stephanie Leigh
John Dossett
Christine Ebersole
Patti LuPone
Patti LuPone & Christine Ebersole
Christine Ebersole & Patti LuPone
[HAL MARCH, spoken]
It’s time for the one… two… four… eight...
Sixteen… thirty-two… sixty-four… “The
$64,000 Question,” brought to you by Revlon!
Tonight, Revlon launches a full line of
Cosmetics. Let’s meet the man behind the
Makeup, Mr. Charles Revson!
[CHARLES REVSON, spoken]
Women of America, we challenge you to take
Revlon’s questionnaire... and see you how you
Compare!
[REVSON]
Do women in sable excite you?
Do you close your eyes when you're kissed?
Do you hope the next man you meet
Is a psychiatrist?
[DORIAN LEIGH/MIRROR GIRLS]
AH-AH!
[REVSON]
Would you wear a sheath
And nothing beneath
Without thinking twice?
[REVSON & LEIGH]
Do you have the daring to try
[REVSON]
Fire and Ice?
[LEIGH & MIRROR GIRLS]
Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice!
[REVSON]
Do you like to dance with your heels off?
[LEIGH]
But wear them to shop at the store?
[REVSON]
Do you dote on Dom Perignon--
[LEIGH]
And lobster themidor?
[MIRROR GIRLS]
Mmm-hmm, I adore it!
[REVSON]
Is your bedroom suite a child-free retreat
To love's paradise?
What girl can afford not to buy--
[LEIGH]
Fire and Ice!
[MIRROR GIRLS]
Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice!
[REVSON]
If airlines were ticketing tourists
Would you take a space ship to Mars?
[MIRROR GIRLS]
Ah!
[REVSON]
Do you like to drive in racy convertible cars?
[HELENA RUBENSTEIN]
Like tawdry Park Avenue call-girls
Cheap makeup makes whores out of all girls
[ELIZABETH ARDEN]
Can she be the lovely Dorian Leigh?
Poor darling, if only she listened to me!
[HARRY FLEMING, spoken]
No! *That's* her?
[ELIZABETH, spoken]
Just look at her, she's as cheap as a paper plate
[HARRY, spoken]
And him!
[ELIZABETH, spoken]
Him? He's beyond vulgar!
[REVSON]
In cocktails with one dash of bitters
Do you like them better with two?
Do olives adorn your martinis
More than onions do?
[LEIGH]
Is power the scent
You prize on your gent
Instead of--
[REVSON]
"Old spice?"
It's not for the timid and shy--
[REVSON & LEIGH]
Fire and Ice!
[MIRROR GIRLS]
Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice!
[HELENA, spoken]
You put the fire with the ice, what do you
Have? A puddle! This is so exciting?
[LEIGH]
Do gypsy guitars make you wistful?
[MIRROR GIRLS]
Do soap opera plots make you laugh?
[LEIGH]
Do you keep Sinatra or Crosby on your phonograph?
[REVSON]
Ba-bum-bum-bum-ba-bah
[LEIGH]
Would you frost your "'do"
And blithely pooh-pooh your boyfriend's advice?
[MIRROR GIRLS]
Miss Dorian Leigh does, and why?
[HELENA, spoken]
Fire and *Scheiss*
[TOMMY, spoken]
It's "Fire and Ice"
[HELENA, spoken]
That's what I said. Right?
[HARRY]
Our out-of-town branches are dying
[ELIZABETH]
No!
[TOMMY]
B. Altman's dropping our brand
[HELENA]
What?
[HARRY & TOMMY]
Young women are buying up Revlon in record demand!
[REVSON]
Each week as my net worth increases
Those ladies are crumbling to pieces
I sell women sex for a buck-ninety-nine
The new world of Revlon is finally mine!
Do some older women resent you?
[LEIGH]
Can you keep ahold of your man?
[REVSON/LEIGH]
Do you like to play down and dirty like the big boys can?
[MIRROR GIRLS]
AH-AH-AH-AH!
[REVSON]
If you answered "yes"
To eight out of ten
Then the men in your life-
[MIRROR GIRLS]
And the life in your men-
[LEIGH]
Need not know the secret
By which we girls entice!
[REVSON]
Now you know the secret!
[LEIGH]
The secret between you and I:
[REVSON]
Fire and Ice!
[MIRROR GIRLS]
Fire and Ice!
Fire and Ice!
Fire and Ice!
Fire and Ice was written by Scott Frankel & Michael Korie.
Fire and Ice was produced by David Stone & Kurt Deutsch & Steven Epstein.
Erik Liberman released Fire and Ice on Fri May 26 2017.