Original Broadway Cast of War Paint & & & & Barbara Marineau & Stephanie Leigh & Mary Claire King & Joanna Glushak &
Christine Ebersole & Original Broadway Cast of War Paint
Patti LuPone & Douglass Sills & Original Broadway Cast of War Paint
Patti LuPone & John Dossett & Douglass Sills & Christine Ebersole
Patti LuPone & Douglass Sills & Christine Ebersole
John Dossett & Original Broadway Cast of War Paint & Mary Claire King & Patti LuPone & Christine Ebersole & Douglas Sills
Christine Ebersole & Patti LuPone
Christine Ebersole
Patti LuPone & Douglas Sills & John Dossett & Christine Ebersole
Patti LuPone & Christine Ebersole
Original Broadway Cast of War Paint
Christine Ebersole & John Dossett & Douglass Sills & Original Broadway Cast of War Paint & Patti LuPone
Patti LuPone
Douglass Sills & Christine Ebersole & John Dossett & Patti LuPone
Erik Liberman & Christine Ebersole & John Dossett & Douglas Sills & Patti LuPone & Stephanie Leigh
John Dossett
Christine Ebersole
Patti LuPone
Patti LuPone & Christine Ebersole
Christine Ebersole & Patti LuPone
[TOMMY, spoken]
Maybe they should have kept up with the times
[HARRY, spoken]
Well, Darwin taught us that's how you survive!
[TOMMY]
You know the opposite of survival?
Extinction
(singing)
Boom!
Crash!
Hear that fearsome sound?
Two archaic dinosaurs
Who somehow stuck around
They're the prehistoric missing link
Slathering their greasy goo
On wrinkled hides and faces
[HARRY]
Wham!
Smash!
Epidermis Rex
Raging in confusion
At the modern world of sex
Once they were behemoths
With an appetite for blood
[TOMMY]
Now their lapping prune juice up
Like puddles in the mud
[HARRY]
Ruthless
[TOMMY]
But as toothless as their roars!
[BOTH]
They're dinosaurs!
(squawking)
[TOMMY, spoken]
Larger than life anyway
[HARRY, spoken]
And they lasted eons!
[TOMMY]
Love 'em
Loathe 'em
They're the stuff of lore
[HARRY]
Life don't throw them Mammoth anymore
Never was
[TOMMY]
Ever was
Any bigger since
[BOTH]
Maybe the Smithsonian
Should mount their friggin' footprints
[TOMMY, spoken]
Look at us
[HARRY, spoken]
Who? Me and you?
[TOMMY]
Beat
Broke
Putting on a paunch
Paragons of salesmanship
Without a line to lodge
[HARRY]
First, you're making millions on your schmooze
Then you're clipping coupons from the news for Metamucil
[TOMMY]
Cry
[HARRY]
Joke
[BOTH]
Who's but you's to blame
[HARRY]
Glad to say I socked away enough to quit the game
Gonna spend my golden years where fossils go to die
[TOMMY, spoken]
Where?
[HARRY]
Sunset Village, Florida
[TOMMY]
Oh sweet Jesus, so am I
[HARRY]
Care to share a pied-à-terre?
[TOMMY]
Up yours!
[BOTH]
To albino, genus: wino
Dinosaurs!
(squawking)
Dinosaurs was written by Michael Korie & Scott Frankel.
Dinosaurs was produced by Steven Epstein & Kurt Deutsch & David Stone.
John Dossett released Dinosaurs on Fri May 26 2017.