Fate

It's just fate, you never know how things are gonna happen for you
A friend of mine once was in a fire, and he had both of his eyebrows burned off, and he went to a plastic surgeon—he looked weird
Surgeon said, "Won’t you come right in"
He said, "Well, look, doc," he said, "My eyebrows were burned off and I wanted to know if there was anything you can do"
Doctor said, "Well, look, I can do something for you, but it's only one thing—one kind of hair that I can replace up there that would give you that same stiff look," he said, "I'll have to take some of these virgin hairs from the hind legs of a Cocker Spaniel and put ’em up there in your eyebrows."
So he said, "Okay, doc"
So he came around about a week and had his operation, doc transplanted some virgin hairs from a Cocker Spaniel's hind legs. And this guy felt so good, he looked in the mirror with his new eyebrows, but the only trouble—for every time he passed by a fire hydrant, he looked surprised.