Pigs

[Announcer]
And now, ladies and gentlemen, live in Las Vegas, the one and only Redd Foxx

Thank you
Thank you very much
I notice some of you didn't applaud—I hope your dog dies
This is Las Vegas, Nevada, friends—you might as well relax because your old phony neighbors aren't here
And when you get home, lie to 'em, tell 'em you won 50 or 60 thousand dollars, they'll worry to death
They'll look out the window every day there and see what you bought
"Here they come now"—you know them old jive neighbors
It's funny how people are, I see you laying out by the pools trying to get this brown
I'm in the room with the shade down
My name is Foxx—F-U, I mean, F-O, F-O-X-X, and I don't belong to no group
Every time people see 'X' they think you belong to a group with Francis X. Bushman, the Muslim
Muslim—I don't join no group, especially those that don't eat pork
It's some pork eaters going to Heaven, too
That's right, what did the hog ever do to you? So don't beef with a hog *oink, oink, oink* Don't beef with a hog, we'd be swimming in slop tonight
Been a lotta slop since the year of one, think about that—that's right, a group of slop has been exchanged, somebody got to eat it. Takes a lotta heart to eat slop, let's give those hogs a hand when you get a chance. I mean it, they *oink oink oink oink* Some people won't eat a pig snoot 'cause they look at it as a snoot. But I don't. I just say, "Oh, there's two holes in the meat"—I see you laughing in your hand, I notice everybody