Coming and Going Planet

I heard of this one planet, was discovered in the sky by some scientist here couple of months back. It's got him real baffled. They call it SS-433. And they says, that it's coming at Earth 30,000 miles a second, and it's going away from Earth 30,000 miles a second. They says, it seems to be coming and going at the same time. Just got 'em baffled, astronomers, astrologers, they don't know what to make of it. I went to the Vatican library, you know, try to look it up. And it was in there, they call it the "Viene et vienum planet." Means "Coming and going planet." And it's very interesting, it said in there that everybody on the planet, they get to live to be 200 years old.

But it's not like you get to be real old. What happens is, they live to be 100, and then they start going back again. You know, it's like you're 70, 80, 90, 100; then 90, 80, 70, then you're teenager again, then a baby again, then — you have to go back in. I understand it's even more traumatic than being born. I don't wanna try, I can tell you that much.

And another problem with this planet: people can't tell just by looking at one another, who's coming and who's going. So, you know, like say, couple of people meet, you know, fellow and a girl. Say they're both 20 years old. And if he's coming and she's going, you know, first thing they're both 20, then he's 22 and she's 18, then he's 25 and she's 15. And then, you know, the fellow finds himself in lot of trouble. And then he's got a baby on his hands!

And you know, another problem with that planet: you have to go through puberty twice. Going through puberty once is hard enough, you know, and I woulda think going through puberty in the opposite direction — very difficult, you know? Would be just terrible looking down, and just see yourself shrinking away, you know? Day after day, you know, little less if you. They can have it.

Some planets, I think, probably they got flying saucers, you know. You always hear about these people, who say they see flying saucers on Earth. There was this couple in New England, maybe you heard about 'em, read about 'em; I don't know what their name was. They was taken on board, they says. And they says these alien beings, they took samples from 'em, of like vital organs. Liver, gall bladder, lungs... all of the organs, little pieces, you know, to study 'em, and the like.